from two cocks and the partridge

So this is thefirst day in the yard for young PARTRIDGE

A story of dog eat dog and COCK bashing COCK

Well, choking the chicken made PARTRIDGE shiver

Then waxing the carrot and out PARTRIDGE cried

And flogging the log made PARTRIDGE quiver

But killing the kitten made PARTRIDGE hide

Back in the yard the cocks kept on banging,

And snowballing, barebacking, rimming and teabagging

Well, PARTRIDGE thought: this is just stupid drama

Poor PARTRIDGE was rammed in the grand slam-o-rama

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