grasshopper + eagle

The noise was incessant, though not altogether unpleasant

Please give it a break, your song’s a mistake

Noisy GRASSHOPPER chirp, loud louder now berserk

This is how to win a fight - all sweetness and light:

Your singing’s divine, come share my sweet wine

But inside the hovel, poor GRASSHOPPER did grovel

Cause out came fat stick, to beat down the singing prick

Goodbye GRASSHOPPER, goodbye.