from two cocks and the partridge

It was the first day in the yard for young PARTRIDGE

All dog eat dog and cock bashing cock

Choking the chicken made PARTRIDGE shivver

Waxing the carrot and PARTRIDGE cried

Flogging the log made PARTRIDGE quivver

And killing the kitten made PARTRIDGE hide

back in the yard the cocks kept on banging,

and snowballing, barebacking, rimming and teabagging

Well, PARTRIDGE thought: might as well get some sun

Poor PARTRIDGE was slammed in the grand slam-o-rama