The Au Pair
Set in a dystopian near future, an au pair comes to London hoping to lift her life from a...

001 :: A Record of Facts
Her first words in London were to a border guard.  A nondescript looking man. ...

002 :: Terms and Conditions
The border guard held up his hand miming lifting a suitcase. Luggage....

003 :: Airport
The young woman was seated with her head resting on her hands when a young man came into...

004 :: The Train
The young woman stared out the train window.  She watched her new country...

005 :: The Shops
The street was bright.  Warm.  It was busy.  Nice shops.  The young...

006 :: Delivery
The young woman and Simon had  been standing at the door for nearly five...

007 :: An Entrance Hall
Peter gestured for Naomi to step into the house.  Her first step into her new...

008 :: Welcome
Peter knelt next to the small table.  He gestured for Naomi to sit.  On the...

009 :: How to undress
You can get undressed now. (Peter) Naomi nodded.  She was expecting this. ...

010 :: Pubic hair
It is alright to shave your pubic hair. (Peter) Naomi read what he had said. Yes....

011 :: Shower
Would you like to shower now. (Peter) Naomi examined where Peter had shaved her. ...

012 :: Pic
Would you like to take your pic now. (Peter) Naomi looked at him. You must have a...

013 :: Sex talk
Naomi and Peter were sitting on the bed.  Neither looked comfortable. You can...

014 :: Watchers
Today I am going to show you the house.  Then I will teach you what to do.  The...

015 :: The House
Peter followed Naomi up the stairs.  She led them to a very large room.  The...

016 :: What we do
Cinema.  Peter.  Select. (Peter) The screen lit up.  It had a...

017 :: Making Sushi
Time to cook. (Peter) Naomi stood watching Peter wiping down the kitchen...

018 :: A Table
Peter placed a stool at the end of the coffee table in the sitting area.  He laid a...

019 :: Phoebe and George
Hi Peter (Phoebe) Evening Phoebe.  Can I take that for you.  Diane is in the...

020 :: Letter
Dearest Sister Day two.  I woke up to my first full day in London feeling so...

021 :: Exploring her Skroll
Naomi woke in an empty bed.  She had gone to sleep alone.  Sprawled.  In...

022 :: Playback
Naomi touched the picture of the master lifting sushi from her nipple.  It was the...

023 :: Ear worm speaker
Naomi looked at the door.  It opened.  Peter came in. Good morning....

024 :: Coffee
Naomi typed on her Skroll.  She spoke in English..  Show my....

025 :: Dreams
Tell me your dreams. (Peter) To have a house like this.  To have parties that are...

026 :: Miller
Shall I tell you our duties for today. (Peter) Yes. Please. (Naomi) We have to tidy...

027 :: Letter
Dearest Sister, Day Three.  This is the best time of the day, the time I can type...

028 :: First Morning Duties
Naomi woke before the alarm.  She sat up.  Bold red figures appeared on the...

029 :: Reflection and Revelation
Naomi opened her Skroll.  She tapped on her image.  Scrolled back to her...

030 :: Breakfast
Peter’s Skroll buzzed.  He spoke quietly for Naomi to read the translation...

031 :: Letter
Dearest Sister, Day four.  Sometimes things are a little silly here.  I made...

032 :: Learning to ehhlie
Peter came into the room.  Naomi was lying on the bed. You get used to the...

033 :: Shopping
Naomi and Peter walked down the high street.  Across the lights.  Back forty...

034 :: The Poor
Peter opened his Skroll.  He tapped.  The screen changed to blue.  He...

035 :: The Gym
Shall I show you the gym. (Peter) Naomi nodded.  Peter stood.  Naomi...

036 :: Free to laugh
Naomi and Peter walked back to M&S to collect their order.  This time the door...

037 :: Two animations by Jack
Naomi lay on the bed.  Opened her Skroll.  She tapped on the picture of...

038 :: Music to play memories to
A pot of water was boiling in the kitchen.  Naomi stood next to it.  Peter...

039 :: Letter
Dearest Sister Day five and today I report that everything is just right in...

040 :: Second morning duties
Peter woke Naomi.  She jolted.  She looked frightened as she worked out where...

041 :: Music, magic and sex
Naomi opened the bedroom door.  Peter was sleeping. Naomi put one earpiece in her...

042 :: Cooking is not my thing
Peter came up the stairs.  Naomi sat at the breakfast bar.  Two bowls. ...

043 :: A mother
Naomi and Peter were sitting at the end of the garden. What this. (Naomi) Oh. ...

044 :: As if not spoken aloud
Peter and Naomi sat in silence at the end of the garden.  The Thames on the one end...

045 :: Bathing Diane
Naomi lay asleep on the lower terrace.  Peter woke her. Diane will be home...

046 :: Watching a film with Peter
Peter looked up when Naomi entered the cinema room.  He pointed to the sofa chair...

047 :: Letter
Dearest Sister Day six and I hope you will write to me soon.  Everything has...

048 :: The au pair at work
Naomi awoke in the dark.  Her movement caused the alarm to light up.  Red...

049 :: Practicing anal
Naomi sat watching the door.  Waiting for Peter to come in.  When he did she...

050 :: John sets Naomi a task
Naomi sat wrapped in her towel.  Just out of the shower.  Peter lay on his...

051 :: Cooking breakfast with Maelle
Peter stood in front of the open fridge.  Naomi sat at the breakfast table looking...

052 :: Street Advertisement
Naomi closed the door quietly.  She was wearing her ehhlies.   She had her...

053 :: Sparkle protests
Naomi stopped at M&S.  Orders and collections.  She tapped the...

054 :: Silence like discouragement
They were quiet in the house.  Quite like they did not know how to start a...

055 :: Letter
Dearest Sister Day seven and I can see the potential for me here.  The streets...

056 :: Flirting one oh one
Naomi put her Skroll on the shelf.  She pulled on her pink gloves.  She started...

057 :: No one to talk to
The Skroll buzzed.  Naomi picked it up.  An alert.  Diane wanted to be...

058 :: A numbers games
Peter heard a sigh.  He started.  Turned to the screen.  They were nearly...

059 :: A bull horn
Peter.  Bring the bull horn to my room when you are done. (Diane) Diane left the...

060 :: Lessons in erotic dance
Naomi woke before her alarm.  She looked at the bold red numbers floating above her...

061 :: Watching the Voyeur
Peter watched her come to the bedroom.  She smiled at him. Your dance was totally...

062 :: Practice, practice, practice
Peter came up the stairs. Naomi tidied away her breakfast dishes.  She went down to...

063 :: Letter
Dearest sister, Day eight and I am dictating this letter right under that very screen...

064 :: A secret message
Naomi leaned against the advert.  She smiled as Jack approached.  An...

065 :: Life is peaceful
Naomi did not exercise for long.  Half an hour at the gym.  She skated...

066 :: Double-time clean
Naomi.  Naomi. (Peter) Naomi sat up.  Looked at Peter calling her in. ...

067 :: Letter
Dearest Sister, It is still day eight and I am writing an additional note.  It is...

068 :: iQ explained
You need to shower. (Peter) She looked at him.  Peter stood at the door. ...

069 :: The Man
069 :: The Man A visitor was sitting on the chair.  Facing the fire.  Diane...

070 :: Letter
Dearest Sister There is so much potential here.  Wow, that is quite a sentence to...

071 :: MdMa
Naomi woke in an empty bed.  Peter was upstairs taking coffee to Diane's...

072 :: Talking about fucking
Naomi lay on the bed with the speakers in her ears.  She was doing an exercise on...

073 :: Liking a minidoc
Peter liked Naomi’s minidoc. Your minidoc is really wow.  Were you being a...

074 :: An unexpected request
Peter showed  Naomi to the level 1 English classroom.  A small room on the...

075 :: The au pair cafe
Peter waited for Naomi in the corridor.  He made the sign of drinking from a small...

076 :: Saturdays
You can keep your clothes on today. (Peter) Naomi opened her Skroll.  She looked...

077 :: Pegging
Peter entered the room carrying a little black bag. We have to practise this....

078 :: Riding in the dark
At eight Naomi checked her Skroll.  Jack was in his house.  She dressed. ...

079 :: The invisible man
The door opened.  A man led Jack and Naomi down a corridor.  They entered a...

080 :: LonMet report
Naomi closed the front door.  She leant her back on the door for three...

081 :: Official warnings
Naomi woke.  She looked at the time on the wall.   She reached for her...

082 :: Personal warning
Peter woke Naomi. Diane wants you upstairs. (Peter) Naomi sat up. ...

083 :: letter
Dearest Sister I guess when you see this you will say you told me, and you were...

084 :: Pretending everything is fine
Are you in trouble. (Peter) Naomi nodded.  She held up her Skroll.  Peter...

085 :: Detailed notes
Peter woke in the night. What are you doing. (Peter) Nothing.  Just writing...

086 :: Peter steps in
Peter woke alone.  He lay for a while staring at the ceiling.  Maybe thinking...

087 :: An empty bench
Peter checked his Skroll.  Naomi had not moved.  Still at the river near the...

088 :: Never the right thing
Peter stood in the street in front of Jack’s House.  He opened his...

089 :: Do better
Peter stood looking out the kitchen window. Hi. (Diane) Peter spun...

090 :: Reset
Peter did not reset Naomi’s Skroll. It would reset automatically when she...

091 :: London lottery dream
Outside London the dream of being a John is at its most potent.  Especially in the...

092 :: The second referendum
London is only for the rich.  The clever thing was creating the border cities. ...

093 :: Hank and Rita
At the time of the referendum Hank lived in Bristol.  He had voted yes.  He was...

094 :: The au pair plan
Hank worked in Gatwick Airport Processing deportations.  Processing failed au...

095 :: A new walled city
Hank worked as a security officer in Gatwick Airport when he first came to the service...

096 :: Tinsley House
Hank worked in Tinsley House.  Documenting illegals. Processing immigrants. ...

096 :: Watching the sex tape again
Hank was watching from the second floor window when she arrived at Tinsley House. ...

097 :: The process
Hank was watching from the second floor window when she arrived at Tinsley House. ...

098 :: Remember me
Hank left her in the cell for half an hour while he processed the others.  He left...

99 :: Being watched
Hank was being watched.  Hank knew he was being watched.  Or he thought he was...

100 :: The interview
The au pair looked up when Hank entered the room.  Hank smiled at her.  He...

101 :: Hank makes a plan
Mariam watched Hank lead Naomi out of the room.  She tapped her screen.  The camera...

102 :: Life outside London
Hank was right.  Outside London they did not care about au pairs.  Outside...

103 :: Women in limbo
Mariam opened a camera of the common room.  The one Hank had said.  The escape...

104 :: Biometric checkpoint
Mariam disconnected her car.  The charging bay was the privilege of her senior...

105 :: Finding Naomi
Marram drove slowly through the industrial estate.   Passed prefab corrugated...

106 :: The argument
Mariam and Naomi sat in the car.  Mariam opened her Skrolll.  She sheared for...

107 :: Driving on small roads
Mariam drove her small car down small roads.  Smaller roads have fewer...

108 :: Welcome to the collective

Mariam led Naomi into the house.  It was an old fashion house.  Not 360 connection but devices and an internet router.  One small camera of the whole room.  Poor resolution.  An old house but a clean house.  Tidy.  A long table on the one side.  Two people sitting at the table playing cards.  Sofas on the other side.  Three people sitting there. Skrolls open.  Everyone turned to look at the to coming in.  One sitting at on the sofa got up.   Tightened the sarong he was wearing.

Patrick. (Mariam)

My love. (Patrick)

The man crossed to embrace Mariam.  He leaned out of the embrace but did not let go while looking at Naomi.

This is Naomi.  I have a bit of a situation.  I have a bit of a proposal. (Mariam)

Patrick smiled at Naomi.

Welcome Naomi. (Patrick)

Mariam guided Naomi passed Patrick to the centre of the room.

Hi everyone.  This is Naomi.  She has become a little stranded.  I am hoping she might find a kind place to rest her head.  Naomi.  This is Patrick.  My friend. (Mariam)

She paused for a moment.  She smiled at Patrick.

He chose to leave London when everyone was clambering to go there.  And these are Madison and Morgan.  This is their jetty that they kindly share with everyone. (Marian)

She smiled at the two women wrapped in throws on the sofa.  They were older than Mariam.  As old as Diane.

And these are Kevin and Kaianne. (Mariam)

She held her hand to the two seated at the table.  Both topless.   Maybe naked.  Same age as Mariam.

Sure, sure.  Right.  Shall I get glasses for everyone. (Patrick)

Patrick fetched two bottles of wine and wine glasses for everyone.  Madison fetched tumblers for everyone.  She filled two jugs with water.  Morgan filled a bowl with nuts and another with crisps.  Mariam guided Naomi to a place at the table.  She opened her Skroll.  Tapped it.   Put it in front of Naomi.  Naomi scrolled back through the conversation.  Translated.  Everyone sat.

So.  I hope you don’t mind the Skroll.  Naomi does not speak English.  No.  Naomi is learning English.  She was unfortunately tricked into breaking out of Tinsley and is now out of the system.  No appeals.  No options.  She was tricked by a bastard whose balls I am going to enjoy breaking.  Tricked with promises he could not deliver on.  Anyway.  She is now stuck.  You are her last hope. (Mariam)

Why was she at Tinsley. (Kevin)

She was not suited to the life of an au pair. (Mariam)

In what way.  Or what would make her suited to our life. (Kevin)

Honest.  Hard working.  Helpful.  The things that made her not fit there make her fit here. (Mariam)

How long was she at Tinsley.  How long have you known her. (Kevin)

Mariam sat in silence.  Nodding her head.  She clearly had not worked out a plan.  She had expected them to welcome Naomi.

I speak. (Naomi)

Sure. (Kevin)

English bad. (Naomi)

We will get out Skrolls. (Patrick)

Patrick shared his Skroll with Kevin.  Morgan and Madison fetched their Skrolls.  Morgan shared hers with Kaianne.

My father is farmer.  I grow up on farm.  Small farm.  Vegetables.  He say you are farmer but not farm.  I help.  Every day I plant.  Wees.  Water.  I know all about making farm for food.  I stay.  Ys. (Naomi)

She is right.  We need to work the land if we want to call ourselves bohemian free spirited anarchists. (Kianne)

You mean our proletariat dictatorship. (Morgan)

Are you auditioning. (Madison)

If you have to ask about the auditions you know you missed them. Darling. (Morgan)

We can be anything in our post-knowledge post-truth oligarchy. (Kaianne)

I thought our experiment was post-label. (Patrick)

Experiment.  What a limiting label you put on my life experience.  Next you will attack my sexuality. (Kaianne)

Undoubtedly you will use this as source material for your next experimental theatre of life. (Patrick)

Of course.  You will be the neo-oligarch-divorcee-bitch.  All plays should have one to whip.  Or whop out. (Kaianne)

Whip once it is out. (Madison)

Who are you calling out. (Patrick)

I take it this means you are offering Naomi shelter. (Mariam)

Kevin. (Madison)

Kevin nodded. 

Anyone. (Madison)

I think it is a bit of the unknown. (Kianne)

I want us to be the good samaritan. (Patrick)

Of course I agree but what is best for Naomi. (Kaianne)

I think here is best for Naomi.  She assessed us and identified a need she can fulfil.  I think that makes her completely suitable. (Kevin)

We all agree. (Madison)

Everyone held up their wine glasses.

Then so do I. (Madison)

They all took a sip of wine.

Naomi we would like you to join our free thinking collective.  We give freely to each other each to their own need and we force no service to individual desire.   We are governed by love and the foundation of our love is constant struggle and constant work.  Every word is spoken in kindness and every opinion has equal right.  But really we are just some friends sharing a space.  Welcome. (Madison)

They looked at Naomi.  Naomi read the translation.  Frowned.

Yes. (Naomi)

109 :: Settling in
The group sat at the table quietly sipping their drinks like they were waiting for...

110 :: Morgan's garden
Madison was sitting at the table when Naomi came down the next morning.  Drinking...

111 :: Patrick's flirt is wasted
Patrick walked to the vegetable page where  Morgan and Naomi were gardening. ...

112 :: Lunch time conversation
A feast was spread on the table.  A large lasagne.  Salad.  Breads. ...

113 ::
the nude understanding of the nudist language  

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